hello new followers

abominabletomato:

come and tell me about yourselfs and let me kiss your faces you cutie pies

my fears

dreadfuldraws:

ITS GOnnA hPAPPEN OK

nutbustin:

I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.

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aisu10:

and you’re see-through like me

you can feel and see

through flesh and bone…

uglybloggerlol:


“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” 
Rob - “I look a bit like him.” 

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

uglybloggerlol:

“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” 

Rob - “I look a bit like him.” 

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

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terroristicmelons:

Easily my favorite Cronus moment

terroristicmelons:

Easily my favorite Cronus moment

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morristibbs:

HE SAID HIGH SCHOOL AU AND I WAS GONNA ROLL WITH IT AND NOW

morristibbs:

HE SAID HIGH SCHOOL AU AND I WAS GONNA ROLL WITH IT AND NOW

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vanillabobo:

cozynoon asked you: request: maybe nepeta in a cute dress and roller skates? that would be sweet u/v/u

i hope you like it!! it was very fun to draw!

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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tenchioutsuno:

Have a transparent WV Drawin on your dash uwu <3

tenchioutsuno:

Have a transparent WV Drawin on your dash uwu <3

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eiwfu:

Sui’s super late 4/13 giveaway

Originally I had planned to have a giveaway on 4/13 but I ended up not having the time or money to do it. I know it’s late but hey, everyone loves a giveaway. Alright, let’s check out the prizes.

Winner will receive:

  • 1 pair of troll horns (No ancestors, Tavros or Aradia)
  • 1 troll shirt (hand painted. Yes, that includes Caliborn)
  • 1 god tier shirt (hand painted)
  • 1 Derse or Prospit shirt (hand painted)
  • 1 tote bag with whatever kid/troll symbol
  • 1 Scalemate
  • 5 mini figures
  • 2 beta or alpha kid symbol necklace/charm
  • 3 homestuck theme hair bands
  • 1 Large Frombie shirt (I got this as a gift, it’s too big for me to wear)
  • Secret surprise (if you were one of my original followers)

Rules:

  • One Reblog (any more and you are disqualified. Unless if you were one of my original followers you get an extra reblog
  • One Like
  • NO SIDE or GIVEAWAY BLOGS PLEASE. I will check!
  • You DO NOT have to be following me. This is open to anyone.
  • Ask box must be open for me to message you. If the winner doesn’t reply with 24 hours or their ask box isn’t open, I’ll give the prize
  • to the runner up)
  • US resident only (I will be paying for shipping as well. You must feel comfortable giving me your address so I can send the items to you) If you live in Canada and are willing to to pay for shipping, you may enter the giveaway.
  • Ends May 31th at 11:59pm PMT

Winner will be chosen via Random Number Generator.

If you have any questions, feel free to send me an ask.

Thank you and good luck!

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